What movies have not aged well?
09.06.2025 09:32

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Why do I like to eat my own cum?
Octopussy
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
You Only Live Twice
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
From Russia With Love
What is truer than that which is true?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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Moonraker
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Live and Let Die
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Ah so!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-J W Pepper
-All the bad guys are black.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Man with the Golden Gun
Goldfinger
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Why after 50 years of being straight do I constantly desire to suck cock?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Dr No
A View to a Kill
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Diamonds Are Forever
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.